[220608] – The Marriage

This dream… It’s totally random. It’s like a play and i’m playing the main character which is a guy (man). XD

So it begins when i was out in the streets, walking along the place, when the Queen comes running along and she knocks me over. We were just sitting there, kind of frozen (like you know, typical fairy – tale setting?), and then i proclaimed “My! Such a beautiful woman! Would you marry me?”

The Queen, being the smug person she is, said “……… You do know who i am right?”

Me, being the desperate man said “Oh, of course…. Not. But i’m desperate, so would you marry me?”

The Queen, being so random at accepting marriage offers to random strangers, accepted. “………. Sure, why not? I mean, it saves me the trouble of looking for a man myself.” *happy face*

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The scene then moves and show me standing on a stage with another platform on top of the stage which the Queen is standing on. There’s 2 sets of stairs, one directly behind me and one on the other side of the stage (just imagine that i’m on the right of the stage).

So i’m on the stage, and i was spreading my arms and announcing to the whole world, “I’M IN LOVE, I’M MARRYING THE QUEEN TODAY!”

The said Queen, then comes down from the platform using the stairs opposite of me and walks towards me, and then swings me around in her arms (shouldn’t it be the other way around?). And then we walk down the stage together into the mass of people which appeared out of nowhere, who’re like, the Queen’s servants and stuff.

We walked to the head of them, and that’s when the Queen said, “You’re gay.” to me.

And i was all, “If i’m gay then you’re a pedophile.”

Then i started singing this stupid song going: You’re gay, you’re gay, everyone’s gay~ Happy, happy everyone’s happily gay~

And then at the end of the song i was hugging the Queen and all you hear are applauses, because the play has came to an end. XDD~

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The dream though, was completely random, and i have no idea how i got it. 8D

~Krissified