Dance ’round a ring of roses

Doesn’t make sense but fuck it.

So anyhow I took a coupla tests because I couldn’t be damned to take them all because they were nonsense and there were so many damned questions by the time I completed them all I’d be hell damned.

Did one or two. Results -

Your result for The Personality Defect Test …

Bitch-Slap

You are 29% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

I am not violent! And I’m not that arr-

I have a split personality therefore the result is inaccurate. So there.

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Your result for The Chess Mess Test …

The Rook’s Citizen

Congrats! Only 10-12% of the population score this!

The Rook’s Citizen is the guardian of birthdays, holidays and celebrations. They are generous hosts. They observe joyfully the traditions and are very liberal in giving when custom suits. Don’t be fooled by the pleasantry – they enjoy running the show. They are astute in seeing problems and aren’t afraid of delegation. They work hard and play with zest. They provide service and expect others to contribute.

The Citizen is wounded easily because their hearts are on their sleeves. They have a strong sense of right and wrong but are torn between that and the overwhelming need to rescue others. This can result in a swift action – often as motherly reprimand. As a caretaker the Citizen is vigilant. The world can be seen as a hostile place, one that cannot be trusted. They serve as great protectors and are perfect for the nurturing of young in education.

The Rook’s Citizen prefers living with a focus on the world around them. They take in values via the five senses in a most literal and concrete fashion. They work hard and with efficiency. They maintain great relationships because of their cooperative natures. They will keep everyone informed and attempt to reach decisions through consensus. This is another ‘Pawn’ that is needed for their providing natures foundations of society. They bring the best out in others because they value everyone’s input and needs. They are the pleasant type and make others feel good about themselves. They will find it hard to accept flaws in others because they are the kindest and most giving of individuals.

Oh the irony.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW’S THAT FOR INACCURATE RESULTS? Sheesh inaccurate cocks.

So anyhow… Someone was being a jerk and made me leave my computer on from 2am-12pm and then when I fucken woke up someone cancelled the download so well yeah fuck you!!!!

I’m not gonna be your dog and run ’round and chase my tail just to get summat that you’re never gonna give. So go away I don’t need you rolleye.

Never did stop playing me.

Faggot.

NightEdit -

How can my mind think North and heart feel South and mind think East and heart feel West?!?!

How can I feel obliged to go even though I don’t want to give up my pride and ego?!!

How can I tell myself that I don’t love you anymore and know and acknowledge that I truly do not harbor anymore feelings for you and yet have people tell me that I’m mad over you?!?!

HOW

HOW

HOW

HOW

HOW, YOU TELL ME, HOW?!

I think I’m mentally disturbed.

How can this be? I’m damn sure I’ve lost interest already, damn sure I no longer like you BUT WHY?! DOES THE EXISTENCE OF THIS ODD OBLIGATION STILL LIVE ON HUH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARFGGTRSEMFPOSNDFS

Tell me.

Please?

Before the worst
Before we met
Before our hearts decided it’s time to love again
Before today
Before too long
Let’s try and take it back before it all went wrong

There was a time that we’d stay up all night
Best friends, yeah, talking til the daylight
Took the joys alongside the pain
With not much to lose but so much to gain

Are you hearing me? Cuz I don’t wanna miss
That you would drift on memory bliss
It was Grafton street, on a rainy night
I was down on one knee and you were mine for life

We were thinking we would never be apart
With your name tattooed across my heart
Who would have thought it would end up like this?

But everything we talked about is gone
And the only chance we have of moving on
Was trying to take it back before it all went wrong

Yeah, you’d like to think so.

~Sorrento