hairyhairy

I’d love to rant about how much my hair fucking sucks for a $31.05 haircut (the most expensive haircut I’ve ever had in my entire freaking life can you believe it), but I’ve been at it for a day and a half so I guess I’m kinda sick of whining already.

It sucks so much that it looks self-cut (I think i can do a way better job) and it looks like some straggly stray dog and I look shittier with this hair than my previous one, oh Jesus.

It’s like… short and curly now. Pubic hair much?

Go me.

I swear, I’m not gonna step into a single saloon ever again. That is, til my hair starts to grow lice and stuff. Or maybe til it reaches my ass. (by then I’ll be 21)

:’(